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 |  Subject: >> What the hell happened to youuuuuu <<  Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:11 pm | |
| "What the hell happened to youuuuuu One morning at a doctor's place....
A patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him
"OK, What happened to your back?"
The patient replies...
"You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in mybedroom.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.
I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That?s how I strained my back"
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The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said
"My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .
Today wasthe first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
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The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.
The doctor is shocked. Again asks,
"What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
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