>> Men Are Hard To Please<<

Admin Posts : 1961 Join date : 2012-01-26

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely,he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely,he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't,he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him,he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET,he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him,he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him,he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him.,he says u don't Love him;

If u do!!he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't,he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him,u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE,u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL,it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him,u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!