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Male Chauvenistic Dictionary

Atom Bomb : An invention made to end all inventions.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Classic : A book which people praises, but do not read.

College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can
be done together.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the
biggest piece.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody
disagrees later on.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually looks
forward to the trip.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt
before.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of
the students without passing through & the minds of either.

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a
five-day test.

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman
gains her master.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway See I am not
injured yet.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter
in word OPPORTUNITY.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine
waterpower.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.