Business and Office Humour

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Business and Office Humour

A paralegal, an associate, and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, 'I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you one.'

'Me first!' says the paralegal. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with Tom Cruise.

Poof! She's gone.

'Me next!' says the associate. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.'

Poof! He's gone.

'You're next,' the Genie says to the partner.

The partner says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

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Shoestring Budget

The newly rich real estate developer splurged on a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow and couldn’t wait to show it off. So after a meeting with the manager of his bank, he offered him a ride home. "Whaddya think?" he couldn’t resist asking his passenger after a mile or two. 'Pretty snappy, eh? I bet you’ve never ridden in one of these before."

"Actually I have," the banker replied graciously, "but this is my first time in the front seat."
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'My boy decided to go into business on a shoestring,' said George. 'He's tripled his investments, be he's still not satisfied, can you believe it?'

'Why not?' asked his friend.

'He can't think of anything to do with three shoestrings.'
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A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential

employee's application and notices that the man has never

worked in retail before.

He says to the man, 'For a man with no experience, you are

certainly asking for a high wage.'

'Well Sir,' the applicant replies, 'the work is so much harder

when you don't know what you'redoing!'
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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of the application, he waited anxiously for the outcome.

The employer read his application and said, 'We have an opening for people like you.'

'Oh, great,' he said, 'What is it?'

'It's called the door!'