Easter Jokes ~~~

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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.

Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.

Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.

Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

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