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| Subject: Male nd Female Comebacks Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:48 pm | |
| Male nd Female Comebacks Man : I know how to please a woman. Woman : Then please leave me alone. Man : I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.
Man : I want to give myself to you. Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then.
Man : You look like a dream. Woman : Go back to sleep. Man : You mean this isn't a nightmare?
Man : Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman : Do not enter, -OR- Stop. Man : Really? You look more like a "Yield."
Man : Your body is like a temple. Woman : Sorry, there are no services today. Man : Here's a donation to restore the exterior.
Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? Man : You're right. I was lying.
Man : Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man : Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.
Man : So, what do you do for a living? Woman : I'm a female impersonator. Man : So that's how you got the moustache.
Man : "Want to dance?" Woman : "No, thank you." Man : "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."
Man : You're pretty Woman : Piss off. Man : Don't interrupt, You're pretty....... ugly. | |
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