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 |  Subject: ~~ Me My Wife And Sex~~  Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:04 am | |
| Me My Wife And Sex I love dogs.
I bought a cute pup and some how over the period I got attached to it.
While everybody calls their dog Jimmy,Rover,Tiny etc ,I call mine "Sex".
Ever since i had Sex, life has been embarassing to me.
I fell in love with the most beautiful girl.
We were about to be married.
One day she asked me " What is that you love to do in life?"
I said "Spend whole day having Sex".
She called me a pervert and walked out on me.
I went to the corporation to get licence for Sex.
I told the clerk "I want a licence for sex.".
He told me I can have it without licence too.
He hurriedly added " Licensed sex is boring"
Believe it or not i carried my dog with me for my honeymoon.
I told the receptionist "I want a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex".
He said, every room in the hotel was meant for sex.
I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk winked at me and said, "Same same".
Once without my knowledge, my wife took the dog to some far off place and left him hoping he wont come back.
I complained to the police.
I told the cop "Sex is missing."
He asked me "Are you married?."
I said "yes."
He consoled me and said "It is bound to happen after marriage".
I withdrew the complaint cursing him.
Lucky i got him back some how.
When my wife and I got separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said, "Your honor, I had Sex even before I was married."
The judge said,"What a coincidence Me too."
Last night Sex ran off. I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over to me and asked,
"Early morning 4 o'clock what are you upto?"
I said, "I am looking for Sex."
My case comes up Next Friday. | |
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