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 |  Subject: >> Jokes <<  Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:07 pm | |
| jokes Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?
Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV
without applying sunscreen lotion........
Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....
Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates. Tell why this odd combination?
Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!
Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"
Answer: Both don't exist on earth !!!
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka nayalifetime scheme ... | |
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