Aiyo Paavam
Aenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka?
Aenna adhu vaayilla praani sir.
Think
Which animal knows to dance well?
Think..
Think..
ok ok
its..
"AADU"
Watchman
Oru Nadigar thannoda Gold Watch a Kadichukitte Irukkar Yean?
Yosinga.
Theriyalayaa??
Bcoz Avar "Nagai Suvai Nadigar"
Kavithai
Aval thoongumvarai
kathirunthen...
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Aval Sister ku Msg Anuppa.
Idli Dosai
idli kum dosai kum yenna different?
idli koottama varum,
thosai single'la varum.
Karka Kasadara
Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.
Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrup kuduthanga.
Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.
Appo avaruku BENADRYL syrup koduthanga.
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Why?
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Because:
Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRUP(U)
LKG
LKG boy1: mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.
LKG Boy2: Yeppadida sollura?
LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.
Marriage
Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.
Brand freak
Q: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?
A: "Pallam in Pakistan"
Crisis
oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...
dey nadhari...
sim card recharge pana oru varushama?
Post
Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?
“Thabaal” nu uluvaar.
Mode of Communication
How do flies communicate with each other?
eee-mail
Kozhi
Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,
adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?
Hen-Writing
Comparison
What is the different between test and quiz?
Testla answer therunja pass,
But quizla answer therialana than pass.
Unmai
Ennathan oru ponnu photo`la thevathai mathiri irundhalum,
aval negativla bootham mathiri than iruppa.
Shopping
A girl in a shop : How much this dress costs?...
Naughty Salesboy : Just 25 kisses...
Girl: ok, pack the dress...
My grandma will pay the bill…
Height of Impression
Boy: neenga romba alaga irukinga.
Girl: thanks!
Boy: unga friend ungala vida super.
Girl: poda eruma
Boy: athu unga rendu pera vida super!!
-DK
Sat Oct 26, 2013 3:00 pm by Anjali
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Subject: Selected Mokkais, Kadis & thevai illaatha Thathuvams. 