Small Baais
Teacher: 1st comes SUN or MOON.?
LKG boy: Moon than 1st varum
Teacher: How.?
LKG boy: Honey"MOON" than 1st, "SON" lam next than..
Teacher:!!??
Student maamu
Principal: Eanda late.
"B B A" Student: Bike puncture sir.
Principal: Busla varalam la.
Student: sonna unga ponnu ketka matengra sir...
speechless speech
Man1: Sir, Neenga Pesuvadhu Sirikkavum, Sindhikkavum vaikkiradhu…
Man2: Appadiya… Romba Nanri!!!
Man1: Mudhalla Sirikkiroam, Appurama Ean Sirichomnu Sindhikkirom!!!
Kadhal kaditham
Man1: Thambi, unga akka kitta indha letter'a koduthuru. Unakku chocolate vaangi tharaen.
Payyan: Konjam wait pannunga, mudal'la en akka kodutha lettera, pakkathu veettu mama kitta kodutha'raen.
Taj Mahal Joke
Taj Mahal sollum Message enna?
Sethum selavu vaippal kathali!
Timing Kadhal
Boy: Un golusu kaalil irundhaalum, aadhan oosai en manadhil dhan ulladhu.
Girl: En seruppu en kaalil irundhaalum, kayil edukka dhaan en manadhu solgiradhu.
Maapu Vachittada Aaappu
Man1: En kadhalikku dinamum oru kadidam anuppiyadhu thappa poiyirichi
Man2: Aen?
Man1: Avanga area thabal kaaranudan odi poiyitta.
Mokkaiyin Mokkai
Wife : Ennanga neenga malli poo, halwa vaangi tharadhukku badhila karpooram, vaalai palam, oodhu bathi ellam vaangittu vandhu irukeenga?
Hubby : Namma kadhal Deiveega Kadhal! Adhan.
Aapu Varieties
Kadhalan: En kadithathukku badhil engae?
Kadhali: Idho en badhil: en kalyana pathirikkai.
Discipline
Kadhalan: Kattuna pudavai yoda naethu nee veettai vittu varuvadha sonna, aalayaae kaanum?
Kadhali: Naethu naan chudidar pottu irundhaen, adhan.
Teacher Student Nagaichuvai
Teacher: Padikkira Pasanga Oru Naalaikku 8 Mani Neram Thoongina Podum.
Stud: Adhu Eppadi Sir Mudiyum, Oru Naalaikku 7 Mani Neram Thaan school.!!!
Nagaichuvai Joke
Boy: Un veetukku poyirunthen, inimelum namakku kalyanam aakumunu enakku thonala.
Girl: Ennoda appava parthingala?
Boy: Illa un thangachiya parthen...
appan pulla latchanam
appan: pullaiyada nee. ella subjectlayum fail.enna inimay appa nu kupdaathe?
pulla: sari machi.. summa seen podaama sign na podu.
Post Office
Post Office'la Enna Mirugam irukkum.?
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Yosinga.?
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Theriyaleya.?
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"Otta-Gum" irukkum.
Mokkai
a rice cooker z sliped frm 10th floor
but not damaged can u guess y?
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becz its a
“butterfly” cooker.
-DK
Sat Oct 26, 2013 3:00 pm by Anjali
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Subject: Selected Mokkais, Kadis & thevai illaatha Thathuvams. 